Our mission here is to resolve all specifics into a vaguely generic multidimensional universe. We will bring balance to the world by doing nothing at all and everything at once, until we implode to a singularity.

Rats with hardons?

How many menopausal women do you think have flushed there husbands viagra pills down the toilet because she's not quite as randy as he is with them.

Must make for a lot of sewer rats with hard dicks I bet.

New shoes

I picked out my new shoes at the RedWing store. The pair I picked out was in stock for my size. However the one pair they had in stock had a small tear on the side. So, my shoes are on order and I should have them next week.

Red Wing Oxfords is what I ended up getting.

Postal system can't spell?

United States Postal Service Blues:

This is a Credit Card settlement from the Cordova, TN USPS.

Lovely.

Irony

Early today my brain created a song that was mostly it singing something to do with ad nauseam.

Now the tail end of the song "Ad nauseam... Ad nauseam... Ad nauseam" wont go away in my head. It's stuck like a bad penny, or a broken record, or a damaged mp3.

Boyfriend!

My boyfriend is coming to town! I get to see him Sunday Night/Monday Morning!

My mood has elevated by at least triple since he's announcement

My bed rocks my socks

Last night the power went out thanks to a storm in the area. I expected it to come back on after a bit, but once we saw MLGW trucks across the way we figured we'd be without for a while. So, not being able to read or use the computer or TV, I headed to bed.

The power came back on about an hour later. The light turned on supposedly. Tad came and turned it off after I stayed under the light for half an hour or so. I slept right through a bright light right in my eyes.

Temperpedic mattresses are worth their weight in silver.

UPS

Grr. The house lost power a half hour ago. My computer stayed up, but my wireless dropped. The router in the computer room died thanks to a dead UPS.

Grr, Thing was only a decade old and on it's 2nd battery. I put a known good battery in it and it still wouldnt work...

What ever happened to people making good UPS's that live for decades to come? I bet in some rural area somewhere AT&T has a UPS that is older than me that still kicking along.

Trip to the coast



Me and my grandma


The lady I call Mama.


Matt's new girlfriend. Her name is Nicole. She's sweet. I like her.


Matt


Stud and I. Nicole warned me he'd poop on me. When I got up from that chair I saw 4 little turds fall to the floor.

Jesus I'm fat. You can also see in this picture an example of Matt not respecting the property of others by looking at the wall.

Coming to the coast!

I'm off to the beautiful Mississippi Gulf Coast in an hour or so.

See my parents, Matt, Gabby, Zylem, and grandma! and Fay and Kay!

Cops bust Teen "root-beer" kegger

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23851011/

WAUSAU, Wis. - Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg and drinking games inside. Police thought they had an underage boozing party on their hands.

But though they made dozens of teens take breath tests, none tested positive for alcohol. That's because the keg contained root beer.

The party was held by a high school student who wanted to show that teens don't always drink alcohol at their parties. It has gained fame on YouTube.com.